cleaning up and getting rid of paper

I am trying to get rid of a lot of papers that I have lying around. I found two things that are worth keeping, but not in their paper format. There is nothing special about their papers (no fun drawings or anything), so I'll just type them in.

Now, this one was on the back of some frickin' trig notes. 12 Nov 2003. Holy crap. Anyway, we were big into Monty Python's Flying Circus, and I wrote down the funniest joke in the world and the German retaliation.

British: Q: Wenn ist das nunstuck geht ein slotermeier? A: Ja, bayerhund das oder die flipperwaldt gespurt!
What does it mean? No idea. Not at all.

Reeeeebuttal! There were zwei peanuts valking down die Straße when one of them was assaulted...peanut.

Fantastic. Okay, now I can get rid of the stupid paper.

Next, we have something much more recent. Sometime this semester, Michelle and I went to go see a comedy show at Ground Zero. (This was the same night that we walked home and watched them film House. wo0t!) We were looking for seats and wound up sitting next to Carolyn Sasquatch from the tenors. We got bored and were looking at the drinks and such, and made up some really awful World War II drinks. Really, really awful. So here they are!!

The Aryan (originally called the Swastika, until we came up with a better Swastika)
milk
Bailey's
marshmallows
blueberries
(coconut shavings)
vanilla (ice cream)

Serve in a Wonderbread cup. Garnish with a pineapple ring and a little Hitler 'stache of black licorice.

The Swastika
strawberry blended
licorice liqueur ?
black licorice swastika on top
(tequila)
pipe-cleaner barbed wire

Serve flaming, with a strawberry on the rim.

Obviously, the Swastika is not very well thought out. That's okay, because it's so tasteless anyway.

And I believe I'm done! For now!