too far gone

holy shit, dude.

not only am i pretty far gone, I'm typing a livejournal. slash blogger. i don't even know, dude. it's dark. i can't see well. so let's chalk up my typing error to the dark, not to my inebriated state. fyck drunk, i'm happy. we watched the return of the jedi and now we're watching serenity. that movei is only okay, but i feel like i should like it because it's "good" sci-fi. i think i'm a pretty good/responsible drunk. MASTURBATION!!! apparently, taht's the theme of the night. holy shit. nice and awkward.

holy shit awkward octupus! damn serenity. gross. and chrystal totally got eaten out by someone they know. and i've gotta pee like a mo. buenas noches, gente!

also, this took a really long time to type. except this part. this part went super-fast.

'night!

WTF THOSE IS LIKE HEADLESS LEGLESS CAT BODIES

Maybe I can justify my love of the weird grammar and blatant lameness of most lolcats by invoking my linguistics major. Or maybe I just need to 'fess up and admit I love something so pop. Wow, that makes me sound super-goth or punk or something. Which I am clearly not. Digressions end here.

Here is a fine sample of innovative and basically just ridiculous lolcattery. As a fan of Star Trek that doesn't really know/like the old series, I could totally get used to this as a summary medium. Jammer, take note!

Now I must write a ten-page linguistics paper. Ask me about it Wednesday after 7pm, when I will be done with my sophomore year of college. (SHIT!!)

back-dated

In a further attempt to both document my life and get rid of excess paper in my messy room, I have some blog ideas that I wrote down last summer in my extremely boring chem summer class lectures. Because I want them to be expanded on or typed in (as the case may be), but also want them to reflect the date on which I actually came up with them, I now have this handy
back-dated label.